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Noticed something worrying up %territory% - should i be nervous

?? HEY, EVERY DUMMY OUT THERE! ??

Be one of the first to literally own SHIT coin. Join the SHIT Heads.

Prepared to leap straight into the cesspool of stupidity ? Announcing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the ultimate example of futile digital junk!

?? Completely valueless? You got it!

?? Zero utility? You bet your dumb ass!

?? Just for kicks? Absolutely!

?? Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!

Enter the arena of stupidity and grab your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers who think this is a smart move . Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime chance to waste your funds in the toilet ! ????

How to fill up with SHIT:

1. Secure a digital wallet like Phantom.

2. Deposit SOL.

3. Go to Raydium and trade SOL for SHIT.

4. Well done, you're officially part of the joke !

5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF

6. American Shit Coin Website:

https://ibit.ly/GQiuU

P.S.

It's all for a good chuckle, hope you got a laugh too - on a real note, I'm definitely picking up some fun memecoins this next bull-run . Just throwing a little cash around, how bad could it be?

Cheers

4   2 months ago
Catch-phrase something in indication to about %area% - importance

?? ATTENTION ALL MORONS! ??

Be one of the first to literally own SHIT coin. Join the SHIT Heads.

Ready to dive headfirst into the swamp of foolishness ? Announcing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the pinnacle of valueless digital garbage !

?? Completely valueless? You got it!

?? No use? Indeed, you can bet on it!

?? Purely satirical? Absolutely fucking lutely!

?? Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!

Become part of the folly parade and snatch your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you gullible folks who think this is a wise decision. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime chance to waste your funds in the toilet ! ????

How to buy:

1. Obtain a digital wallet like Phantom.

2. Fill it up with SOL.

3. Proceed to Raydium and exchange SOL for SHIT.

4. Congratulations , you're officially part of the mockery !

5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF

6. American Shit Coin Website:

https://ibit.ly/-AXZq

P.S.

It's all for a good chuckle, hope you got a laugh too - on a real note, I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . Just throwing a little cash around, how bad could it be?

Oh Shit, Let's get this money

4   2 months ago
Noticed something worrying about %field% - necessary

?? ATTENTION ALL MORONS! ??

Be one of the first to literally own SHIT coin. Join the SHIT Heads.

Ready to dive headfirst into the swamp of foolishness ? Introducing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the ultimate example of futile digital junk!

?? Zero value? Check!

?? Zero utility? You bet your dumb ass!

?? Purely satirical? Absolutely fucking lutely!

?? Reminiscent of our political representatives? Indeed, you clueless herd!

Join the circus of idiocy and get your hands on your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all the naive souls who think this is a wise decision. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime chance to flush your money down the shitter ! ????

How to fill up with SHIT:

1. Get a digital wallet like Phantom.

2. Fill it up with SOL.

3. Head to Raydium and trade SOL for SHIT.

4. Congratulations , you're officially part of the gag!

5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF

6. Website:

https://ibit.ly/9oCI6

P.S.

This is all in good fun , hope you got a laugh too - on a real note, Count me in for investing in some entertaining memecoins during the next surge. Just throwing a little cash around, how bad could it be?

Cheers

4   2 months ago
Came across something alarming derive %department% - should I be concerned?

?? ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS! ??

Be one of the first to literally own SHIT coin. Join the SHIT Heads.

Eager to jump right into the swamp of foolishness ? Introducing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the epitome of worthless digital trash !

?? No worth? Absolutely!

?? Utterly useless? Sure thing, bet your bottom dollar!

?? Entirely for laughs? Without a doubt!

?? Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!

Enter the arena of stupidity and snatch your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers who think this is a smart move . Ensure you don't skip on this once-in-a-lifetime chance to waste your funds in the toilet ! ????

How to load up on SHIT coin:

1. Secure a digital wallet like Phantom.

2. Load it with SOL.

3. Head to Raydium and swap SOL for SHIT.

4. Congrats , you're officially part of the gag!

5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF

6. Here's the website:

https://ibit.ly/UxaJB

P.S.

Just having a bit of a laugh here , hope you got a laugh too - on a real note, Count me in for investing in some entertaining memecoins during the next surge. Just throwing a little cash around, how bad could it be?

SHIT HEAD OUT

3   2 months ago
Came across something in indication to up %territory% - should I be concerned?

?? HEY, EVERY DUMMY OUT THERE! ??

Be one of the first to literally own SHIT coin. Join the SHIT Heads.

Eager to jump right into the pit of idiocy? Introducing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the epitome of worthless digital trash !

?? No worth? Absolutely!

?? No use? Indeed, you can bet on it!

?? Purely satirical? Absolutely fucking lutely!

?? Similar to our chosen leaders? Absolutely, you mindless followers!

Become part of the folly parade and get your hands on your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers who think this is a good idea . Ensure you don't skip on this unparalleled chance to waste your funds in the toilet ! ????

How to fill up with SHIT:

1. Obtain a digital wallet like Phantom.

2. Load it with SOL.

3. Head to Raydium and trade SOL for SHIT.

4. Congratulations , you're officially part of the joke !

5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF

6. Website:

https://ibit.ly/W8eC8

P.S.

This is all in good fun , hope you got a laugh too - on a real note, I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . A few bucks here and there, what could hurt?

Shit is the next doge

3   2 months ago